A Handy Tip

A handy tip for those of you who are remodeling your brain. Take one of those classes where they teach you how to sleep and eat correctly. I made the mistake of trying to do it with a book. I was too lazy to even open the cover. Everytime I had the chance to read or study, something more important always came up. I’d get a knock on the front door and the women’s field hockey team would queef my ears out. Or I’d get a package. And when I’d open it a phaser would rise out of the bottom and zap me and I’d be standing there frozen for a couple hours not able to move while the delivery man would steal my wallet and pillage my house. I’ve lost a shitload of good CDs that way. I actually lost my entire database of music. I had finally finished assimilating all my songs into the portable player and the whole collection was ripped by some assburger. A ton of my friends are now doing everyting in vapor space cause they don’t want that to happen to them. I wish I could. I think I’ll be stuck in the physical world for another couple years until I take that class I had talked about. But for now I’m pretty satisfied taking bong rips all night long while I lay in a sleeping bag on the couch.

  • By RJ, April 2, 2005 @ 7:45 pm

    Reminds me of my roomate in college. He would lay on the couch pounding bongloads spilling bongwater everywhere and paying some dwarf to run to Burger King to bring back hookers and french fries.

  • By The Dude, April 2, 2005 @ 7:45 pm

    Bloodstone makes things too heavy too understand

  • By Jesus Christ, April 3, 2005 @ 6:23 pm

    Damn Rev good to have you back

  • By the rev, April 4, 2005 @ 11:13 pm

    Gratz. Its good to be back. Nothin like a mean QP to get the brain cells moving.

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